I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad